小明月考成績敬陪末座，爸爸很生氣就找他問原因。
爸爸：「到底哪一科考的差？」
小明：「都不好，因為答案很怪。」
小明：「例如健康教育考一題，甚麼維他命在檸檬中含量很多，如果缺乏這種維他命會得壞血症？」
爸爸：「是維他命C阿，這種題目你都不會？」
小明：「錯！答案是維他命T。」
小明：「國文考一題成語解釋，『白雪公主』。」
爸爸：「答案是甚麼？」
小明：「跟七個男人同居而能保持處女之身，具有高尚情操的女子。」
小明：「公民也有一題坑了不少人。如果公家機關收到民眾抗議信應該如何回覆，1、婉轉解釋2、據理力爭3、言不及義4、幹王八蛋」
小明：「教育部標準答案是4。」
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Lil’ Johnny goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we’ll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense.”
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I found this funny video from youtube. I really can’t stand this guy but I appreaciate his bravely to upload his act to the video. I think this video special make for all singles lolz.
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