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经典~~~~幸运!!( Stupid Stuff)

Guest what, I always receive some mails from this friend and ask me to foward it to other people or else u will……XXXX*#(*&$@#. Yo, I am quite lazy of doing this so instead of forward this I better blog it so every readers can read it!

有许许多多人,也许你已经淡忘了,如果仍然在你的心里,他们也一样会得到幸运。
我不会给你钱,因为我没有。

给你生活的忠告:
多吃些粗粮.
给别人比他们自己期许的更多,并且用心去做
熟记你喜欢的诗歌
不要轻信你听到的每件事,不要花光你的所有,不要想睡多久就睡多久。
无论何时说“我爱你”,请真心实意。
无论何时说“对不起”,请看着对方的眼睛。
相信一见钟情。
永远不要忽视别人的梦想。
深情热烈地爱,也许你会受伤,但这是使人生完整的唯一方法。
用一种明确的方法解决争议,不要冒犯。
永远不要以貌取人。慢慢地说,但要迅速地想。
当别人问你不想回答的问题时,笑着说“你为什么想知道?”
记住那些敢于承担最大风险的人才能得到最深的爱和最大的成就。
给妈妈打电话。如果不行,至少在心里想着她。
当别人打喷嚏时,说一声“妈妈保佑”。
如果你失败了,千万不要忘记汲取教训。
记住三个“尊”:尊重你自己;尊重别人;保持尊严,对自己的行为负责。
不要让小小的争端损毁了一段伟大的友谊。
无论何时你发现自己做错了,竭尽所能去弥补。动作要快!
无论什么时候打电话,摘起话筒的时候请微笑,因为对方能感觉到!
找一个你爱聊的人结婚,因为当年龄大了以后,你会发觉喜欢聊天是一个人最大的优点。
找点时间,单独呆会儿。
欣然接收改变,但是不要摒弃你的个人理念。
记住,沉默是金。
多看点书,少看点电视。
过一种高尚而诚实的生活。当你年老时回想起过去,你就能再一次享受人生。
相信自己,但是别忘了锁门。
家庭的融洽氛围是难能可贵的。
尽你的全力让家平顺和谐。
当你和你亲近的人吵嘴的时候,试着就事论事,不要扯出那些陈芝麻,烂谷子的事。
不要摆脱不了昨天。
多注意言下之意。
和别人分享你的知识,那才是永恒之道!
善待我们的地球。
不要愚弄自然母亲。
忙自己该做的事。
不要相信接吻时从不闭眼的伴侣。
每年至少去一个你从没去过的地方。
如果你赚了很多钱,在活着的时候多行善事。这是你能得到的最好回报。
记住有时候,不是最好的收获也是一种好运。
深刻理解所有的规则,合理地更新他们。
记住:最好的关系存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。
回头看看你发誓取得的目标,然后评判你到底有多成功。
无论是烹调还是爱情,都用百分之百的负责态度对待,但是不要期求太多的回报。

This friend always send me this kind of msg but I dun think he do as what the article said so. I am quite fed up with this guy.

Ten factors that would affect your salary increment and promotion.

It was time to clean up my room as chinese new year will coming soon so i just rearrange out all the messy books and comics to my storage. Somehow, I found this book which my friend left it at my house for almost half year already but I never read it. It might be the reason that I am not so interest in reading. Oh well, just a bit boring and not get ready to sleep yet. So I opened up the book and I started to read some of the articles.

I found this “ten factors that would affect your salary increment and promotions”. it was all chinese article so I direct tranlate it.

You almost got the same perfomance as your colleague but why still not be promote or get increase for your salary so this might cause by some of the reasons:
1) Bad coversation and cooperation to your manager / executive – Your manager might arrange work for you. Somehow you need to report the progress to your manage frequently and make good conversation to your manage instead of just being tripod(polish) o your manager.

2) Punctuallity problem – Everyone might late for some reason but if you get late to work frequently it my affect your image. Eventhough your boss ignore this but your colleagues might found it unfair or even back step you.

3) Non respect company culture – Each company have thier own working flow and system, somehow you still have to follow them or else you might rugi.

4) Over reaction – To show off some of your skill for ensuring that your get value by your manager was good but plz dun over do it coz it make him feel annoying.

5) Lack of co-operative – You might be very good on some skill but it was bad if you don’t make it as a co-operative tools to help other colleague. If you do help other ppl the manager will keep an eye of you.

6) Don’t let them know your weak point- If you dunno how to do that thing please don’t go for it or you might recommend other people coz it will detuct your marks.

7) Don’t complain so much – Today you complain this and that the other day you might get complain by other people. You might consider to talk about good things rather that bad things.

8) Do more suggestion and don’t just keep quite – Sometimes suggestion are necessary to improve your work. If this was good for the company then you should speak out and don’t just sitting there coz your manager will found that you are not concentrate on your job.

9) Don’t be so opposite action – Your colleague might boycot you.

10) lazy and extend your work flow – Once you accept any task please complete it on time if there was any problem please report it asap. No extend and over due time coz it might lower your perfomance.

This article were very useful for the people which was just started thier first job. For me I think I fail half of it although I have been working for few years……XD. It depends on you whether you find ur manager / boss / company good or not.

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