Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned Rabbit and an orphaned Snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.

One day, the Rabbit was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the Rabbit tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

“Oh, my,” said the Rabit, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth, so I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.”

“It’s quite OK,” replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and find out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you.”

“Oh, that would be wonderful” replied the Rabbit. So the snake slithered all over the Rabbit, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur, you have really long ears, your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny Rabbit.”

“Oh, thank you! Thank you,” cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you’ve helped me.”

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone, and no balls. I’d say you must be French”.

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